Behave Panjang!

I did not expect Panjang would be a very very naughty and rebellious cat. He will dig up the garbage, steal my housemate's chicken, even if I'm cooking, he will jump and wanna take the fish in the kuali! Oh my Panjang! He will climb up my kitchen rack, even i hit his head, no respond. He'll continue climbing. I even punish him by putting him in the store, and he ended up playing the stuff in the store. He ruin my cupboard, and at night, I usually keep them in the house, he'll climb up the grill and getout using the small window. In the morning when i get up, he'll be meowing hungry,then I just ignore him, letting he see others eat inside the house, then he'll climb up my neighbour's grill, up to the roof,then jump into the master room's sliding door, then meow meow at the door(waking up my housemate so that she open the door),then he'll jog happily downstairs,then he'll join others eating. So damn cunning, Panjang! Everytime me or my housemates open the main door, he'll run lightning fast towards the main door, then up to the car porch, hoping me to chase him(which yes,i do try to catch him),then sniff for the dirtiest spot,then see me with the "Ain,look at me!" face, then golek2 on it! I know he's black so there's no trace of dirt,but hey!its dirty with the car M-oil, etc.OMG! If im late to class, its troublesome for me to catch him as he love to rub his body at my housemate's car.not the car's body,but beneath the car!garghh!!

I always tell him not to play like this cause if someone open the door and didn't realize he run outside,then if he bump with a stray cat,get into a fight,then lost his way home,its scary out there. Then he'll do that "yea yea i know lah" face. As usual, he'll not listen. He'll do it again and this time, i ignore him. He gets dirty and i close the door. He meow meow wanting me to let him in,but i just ignore(but actually i peep tru my bedroom window). After 15minutes, i let him in, then he'll go play with the others without feeling regret! I bath him, and oh my, he has flea problem! So many of them when i shampoo him with flea shampoo. Later when he's clean, one of my housemate open the main door, and yes, again!!He do his hobby at the car porch again! And i need to bath him again, this time with cold water. Surprisingly, he didn't meow cold. He just sit and allow me to bath him. And he do that "Lalalalala" face! Garghhh! I even punish him by sticking a tape at his head. He'll go crazy and i said, "if u don't behave Panjang, this tape gonna stay forever at your head."Disappointedly, he become more rebellious. Really I'm out of idea. Really don't know how to make Panjang behave.

Till yesterday, I bought a chicken. Boil it, then divide fairly to everyone. Panjang? He jump onto the stove and steal a raw chicken so i cage him. Then i just let him see others eat. He meow "i want chicken too!i want chicken too!," but i just ignore him. I put some chicken nearby the cage,just let him get the aroma of the delicious chicken. Really, he's making puss in boots face, "but no no, you just see them eat. No chicken for you," i said. Then i go lecture him, saying if he don't behave, he will just see others lip smacking while he's gulping saliva in the cage forever. Tell me that you're gonna behave after this, then he mew..meww.. "Are you sure?coz i dont want after u get the chicken, u go naughty again." "Mew.." After everyone nearly finish eating, I let him out to join the others eat the chicken. Later that night, he really behave. Open the main door, he just sit n see me coming in. No more climbing up my window,no more destroying my keyboard and cupboard. If he wanna go jump up the dining table, I just "hheepp" on him, he'll just sit and watch me eat. He don't go climb my cupboard anymore.He'll just sit,lay,eat,play with others.Not disturbing me or my housemates.

I woke up by cat fighting at my window. I went to the living room and headcount. Er,Panjang is missing. Was he acting for all this while? I thought its Panjang outside and got into a cat fight coz the poo and pee is at the spot where he used to sit after get dirty. So I search for him the whole Cyberia! Follow the paw print on the floor, calling for Panjang, but no where to be found. I was frustrated and i can't sleep after that. Later that morning, I try to call Panjang again, this time at the garden, in case if he is nearby, not long after that, Panjang pop out his face thru my housemate's sliding door curtain, and mewed with his just woke up face,saying "what isit? I'm its day and i'm trying to get sleep". Then he climb down and eat. Then he continue sleeping at the living room.

Meanwhile Tupai, he's the lazy butt. Eat, sleep, poo. Anyone disturb him will be punched. But when I woke up this morning, amazed, he's playing with the others. Good exercise boy!